** Important Notices **
Please check the events page on the day of the ride, as details may change at short notice.
Departure time is normally 15 minutes after the ride start time.
The bimonthly calendar of rides may be available here.
CTA events have to conform to the latest WA Government rules – see COVID-19 coronavirus. If you are unwell, please do not attend.
Leisurely 15-20km/h
Discovery Day – Mountain Bike Orienteering (Mark II)
Guildford Station Guildford Stn, Guildford, Western Australia, AustraliaRe-scheduled from 28/3/2026 If you have ever wished that you knew Whiteman Park like the back of your hand head, then this is the ride for you. Brought to you by the legendary Scott of the Antarctic (what could possibly go wrong?) and his faithful sidekick Nick, you are advised to grab a biscuit and [...] → Continue Reading Discovery Day – Mountain Bike Orienteering (Mark II)
New Little Oven Loop with Scott
Kalamunda Mountain Bike Park Kalamunda Mountain Bike Park, Paulls Valley, Western Australia, AustraliaStart Location: Kalamunda mountain bike park . From Kalamunda travel on Mundaring Weir rd. Turn left off Mundaring Weir road onto Paul's valley road , Travel down about 1 km and you are there. Time: 8.00 am for 8.15 am start Description: Should be a dry day so come along and lets chase some camels.We [...] → Continue Reading New Little Oven Loop with Scott
Discovery Day in Nannup – Mountain Bike Orienteering
There's not a lot to do in Nannup, so why not join Scott of the Antarctic and his faithful sidekick Nick, in their thinly-disguised quest to hunt down the elusive Nannup Tiger. Sunrise at 06:31, sunset at 18:08 Start Time: To Be Advised. Start Location: To Be Advised. Description: Ever tried Mountain Bike Orienteering (MTBO)? Now’s [...] → Continue Reading Discovery Day in Nannup – Mountain Bike Orienteering
Canceled Discovery Day – Mountain Bike Orienteering ##CANCELLED##
Guildford Station Guildford Stn, Guildford, Western Australia, AustraliaCANCELLED ## Due to inclement weather, this Ride has been rescheduled to the 11th April 2026. If you have ever wished that you knew Whiteman Park like the back of your hand head, then this is the ride for you. Brought to you by the legendary Scott of the Antarctic (what could possibly go wrong?) [...] → Continue Reading Discovery Day – Mountain Bike Orienteering ##CANCELLED##
Lets get back on those Camels and do the Camel farm loop
Kalamunda Mountain Bike Park Kalamunda Mountain Bike Park, Paulls Valley, Western Australia, AustraliaStart Location: Kalamunda mountain bike park. From Kalamunda travel on Mundaring Weir rd. Turn left off Mundaring Weir road onto Paul's valley road , travel down about 1 km and you are there. Meeting time: 7.45 am for 8.00 am start Description: Should be a cooler day so come along and lets [...] → Continue Reading Lets get back on those Camels and do the Camel farm loop
The Donkey Orchard Trails with Scott.
Bibbulmun Track Northern Terminus Bibbulmun Track, Kalamunda, Western Australia, AustraliaMeeting time: 7.45 am for 8.00 am start Distance: 25 km which will take about 2.5 hrs Where: Bibbulmum track northern terminus opposite Coles car park . Description: Come ride the world renowned Donkey Orchid Trail. No Donkey's but a lot of fun. Expect some good clean tracks and a few bumps along [...] → Continue Reading The Donkey Orchard Trails with Scott.
‘His’ Off-road Ride…, with Cliff
Bellevue RSL 2 Purton Place, Belleview, Western Australia, AustraliaIf you've never seen a honey possum in the wild, then this is the ride for you! Honey possums 100 % guaranteed or your entire ride fee cheerfully refunded. Actually, even if you do accidentally encounter a honey possum, I'm sure that Cliff will cheerfully offer you a full refund. He just can't help [...] → Continue Reading ‘His’ Off-road Ride…, with Cliff
Scott’s Groovy Camel Ride
Kalamunda Mountain Bike Park Kalamunda Mountain Bike Park, Paulls Valley, Western Australia, AustraliaStill struggling with the after-effects of his brush with snow-blindness, Scott of the Antarctic is planning a trip into the desert to find a cure. Should only take forty days and forty nights. But he'll need to find a few camels first... Sunrise at 05:58 Start Time: Meet at 07:45 for an 08:00 start. [...] → Continue Reading Scott’s Groovy Camel Ride
Scott’s Groovy Donkey Ride… with Zil?!
Bibbulmun Track Northern Terminus Bibbulmun Track, Kalamunda, Western Australia, AustraliaScott of the Antarctic is suffering from snow blindness and the vultures are jostling to take over his coveted ride leadership position. First in line is Zippy Zil, taking the reins to head off on the donkey muster. If she's too popular there's a chance that Scott will be cast out of the group [...] → Continue Reading Scott’s Groovy Donkey Ride… with Zil?!
Swanning the Swan, with Zippy Zil
Midland Hospital 1 Clayton Street, Midland, Western Australia, AustraliaNot to be outdone on the groovy ride front, Zippy Zil is back to cut a little bit deeper into one of her favourite rides. At this rate ScalextricTM will be thinking about making a special CTA ride set. With scale model e-bikes. Funny name for a swan. I guess its parents weren't the [...] → Continue Reading Swanning the Swan, with Zippy Zil
Inner Suburban Loop, with Christine
Narrows Bridge south side Narrows Bridge, Kwinana Fwy, South Perth, Western Australia, AustraliaAn inner suburban ride that aims never to be more than ten minutes from an Emergency Department, in case of heat stroke. Possibly. You'll just have to show up and follow Xtine around to verify for yourself. Sunrise at 05:48 Start Time: Meet at 07:30 for a 07:45 start. Start Location: Narrows Bridge, southern [...] → Continue Reading Inner Suburban Loop, with Christine
Heritage Trail in Daylight, with Some Tree Removal.
Bellevue RSL 2 Purton Place, Belleview, Western Australia, AustraliaIt's time to release your inner lumberjack, so get your axe sharpened, dust off your flannel shirt and get your suspenders and bra on as Achievement John follows in the footsteps of his Dear Papa. The poetry's not quite up to Scott's standard, but at least he's trying. Sunrise at 05:46 Start Time: Meet [...] → Continue Reading Heritage Trail in Daylight, with Some Tree Removal.
Scott’s Groovy Donkey Ride
Bibbulmun Track Northern Terminus Bibbulmun Track, Kalamunda, Western Australia, AustraliaHas it really been only three weeks?! It’s hard to believe how much has happened. Seems like a lifetime. Well, it’s time to get back into the donkey groove as Scott of the Antarctic stubbornly heads out once again with his faithful ass. It's about time somebody set his poetry to music to make the [...] → Continue Reading Scott’s Groovy Donkey Ride
Time to Pluck the First Duck of the Season, with Scott
Lake Leschenaultia Car Park West Lake Leschenaultia Car Park West, Chidlow, Western Australia, AustraliaChristmas is but a distant memory and the last of the turkey leftovers have finally been fed to the cat... so it must be time to go looking for another duck. And Scott of the Antarctic is your man when it comes to plucking ducks - provided he doesn't get distracted by any penguins [...] → Continue Reading Time to Pluck the First Duck of the Season, with Scott
A Bit Contrarian, with Sally & David
Raffles Hotel 70-72 Canning Beach Rd, Applecross, AustraliaIf you're here looking for a simple explanation of how the blockchain works, you're in the wrong place. They may be financial wizards, but Sally & David are definitely a Bit Contrarian, not Bitcoin Trarians. Maybe you need to clean your ears out bit more regularly. Helps to reduce tinnitus and delay the onset [...] → Continue Reading A Bit Contrarian, with Sally & David
Two Dams, or Not Two Dams? With Zil
Gosnells Dôme 2160 Albany Highway, Gosnells, Western Australia, AustraliaTwo Dams Ride? Dammed if you do, dammed if you don’t! Cycle Tourist of The Year 2025, Zippy Zil is back with a vengeance, so take your place in line behind her as she storms up a few hills. Sunrise at 05:28 Start Time: Meet at 08:00 for an 08:15 start. Start Location: Gosnells, in [...] → Continue Reading Two Dams, or Not Two Dams? With Zil
Scott’s Groovy Camel Ride
Kalamunda Mountain Bike Park Kalamunda Mountain Bike Park, Paulls Valley, Western Australia, AustraliaHas it really been more than two months?! It's hard to believe how quickly time has flown by . Well, it's time to get back in the groove as Scott of the Antarctic (My! hasn't he grown!!) heads out once again on his perennial camel muster. By now you should have memorised not only [...] → Continue Reading Scott’s Groovy Camel Ride
Happy New Year Donkey Orchid Trails, with Scott
Bibbulmun Track Northern Terminus Bibbulmun Track, Kalamunda, Western Australia, AustraliaStarting the year with a bang - and a crunch and a snap and a clang and a clank - Scott of the Antarctic is leading this first of many suicide missions along his old favourite Donkey Orchid Trail. If you survived last year, here's another chance to do yourself a bit of harm. [...] → Continue Reading Happy New Year Donkey Orchid Trails, with Scott
***CANCELLED*** A Bridge over Tranquil Waters, with Yew Li
Banks Reserve 60 Joel Tce, Mt Lawley, WA, AustraliaSome poor deluded people in the CTA seem to be pitifully unaware that the only civilised time of 5:15 is the one in the afternoon. We are very fortunate that Yew Li is here to put her steady hand on the tiller and provide reassurance that it's OK to say shout scream 'NO!!!' to [...] → Continue Reading ***CANCELLED*** A Bridge over Tranquil Waters, with Yew Li
Xtinemass Lights in the CBD, with Xtine
Narrows Bridge south side Narrows Bridge, Kwinana Fwy, South Perth, Western Australia, AustraliaThe Christinemass spirit has somehow found its way right into the heart of Christine, and she's off on a night ride so that we all get a chance to see how she's positively glowing in the dark. See what happens when you have a religious festival named after you. Must have good, working Front [...] → Continue Reading Xtinemass Lights in the CBD, with Xtine
